Monday, March 24, 2008

Easter Bunny = Creepy as hell


I was thinking about the whole Easter concept this weekend and realized they took something good, commercialized it and changed the whole concept to a reedonkulous insane idea. What the hell do bunnies have to do with Jesus anyway? And where does this bunny get all his hard boiled eggs? Don't kids think like I did when I was little and wonder about the veracity of these non-profit entities that love to give kids stuff at times that coincide with Christ related events??? Easter is also a horrible contradiction to the saying "dont put all your eggs in one basket" instead it teaches children to do the EXACT opposite..... The Easter Bunny gives horrible investment advice if you ask me. Easter as the world now knows it had to be invented by some crazies trippin on something heavy. Just the idea of a giant rabbit hiding sweets and boiled eggs for kids is disturbing. Whack. I guess this also applies to Santa. Holidays get weirder to me as I get older and I guess thats what I'm trying to say. News: I am in the process of buying a house with my brother, and to tell you the truth it makes me want to barf. Houses = expensive. Me = poor. sooooo naturally with the markets in chaos (markets = bread and butter) I am paranoid daily about having a job the next day. I am writing this post at the behest of a few that seem to like my insanity. So be thou satisfied! Oh another thing thats been prickin my butt. How come everyone thinks I am in need of a wife no matter what the cost? Heck I'm looking but I feel like some people are desperate to see me hitched, or that its a end all solve all to the universe. How about I marry the right one when I'm ready and in the meantime I'll just relax waiting for HER to find ME and then do all the work.....hahaha kiddin, kinda. Life is good, Gwen is my favorite demon, I miss my brothers and am loving life. Now I just have to get the car I want, all the electronics, oversized house, and lots of other stuff I can't afford so I can fit in here in Utah.....